Arms Open, Heart open, God Fearing. Still Nothing.

Ok so apparently the rapture is coming.
All you Jesus worshippers are going to Heaven, well… you were all meant to go about 28mins ago…
Something about Earthquakes happening at 6pm local time?
Maybe God is late cause he missed the train?
Metro will do that to you!

Anyway.
So all us awesome Athiests will be partying in Hell in 5 months time cause God is like ‘eff all you guys! you can piss off!’ and ends the world, but not before we go through heaps of horrible stuff first.

Wouldn’t it be better if it was called Raptor and God sent Raptors to Earth?

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