Archive for April, 2010

Be What

Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2010 by Mrsbeard

I’m not sure why but recently quite a few of my friend’s relationships have ended and I’ve felt so much heartache for them. Not only like heartache, but like it feel’s like I’m them or in their shoes. So much so I’m dreaming about them and I’m almost brought to tears by how much pain they are all in.

It sounds like I’m being lame and nosey, and maybe I am but this is an odd feeling. And I don’t like it any more than all the people who are actually going through it.

For the last week everytime I think about it I feel my heart heaving and my eyes watering.

I want their pain to end so that mine can too.

I’ll Follow You Until You Love Me

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on April 27, 2010 by Mrsbeard

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I love cephalopods!
2. I eat more/ quicker than my boyfriend.
3. I love my boyfriend.
4. I’m religion free, don’t try convert me. The day I’m converted, perhaps there WILL be a God.
5. I stand up for myself and I don’t care who against. Don’t underestimate my strength and my confidence.
6. I’m a geek, I love to learn.
7. The worst things have made me a better and stronger person.
8. I do not talk to 4 of my siblings.
9. I’m obsessed with Gavin and Stacey.
10. I love rockabilly fashion and 50’s pin up’s and cheesecake pin up’s.

NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
1. Loss.
2. Rusty’s sore foot and how he’s getting old.
3. Misery Signals.
4. Tattoos, my current and future ones.
5. Money.
6. Fashion.
7. Ignorance.
8. Family.
9. Making a cake.

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART
1. Loving, trusting, caring, wise.
2. Like’s tattoos/ doesn’t like tribal tattoos.
3. Handsome with dark hair and blue eyes.
4. Well-dressed.
5. Make me be able to trust you, I don’t want a cheater.
6. Let me pay for dinner/lunch etc.
7. Watch Dr Phil with me.
8. Make me feel like I’m cute and small.
(I have all this anyway)

SEVEN FAVORITE SONGS YOU’VE HAD
1. Eagles Become Vultures – Converge
2. A Certain Death – Misery Signals
3. Armed With A Mind – Have Heart
4. Casey’s Song – City & Colour
5. The Northern – Alexisonfire
6. Daniel – Bat For Lashes
7. Heads Will Roll – Yeah Yeah Yeahs

SIX THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
1. Turn off the Wifi
2. Urinate.
3. Bepanthan my tattoo.
4. Message James goodnight.
5. Play a game on my Itouch.
6. Turn off the light.

FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT
1. I wish you didn’t exist so I didn’t have to accidently see you or find your Facebook.
2. Your ignorant, you don’t understand that I have something to say. You think we are sweet… We arn’t.
3. I hope your having a fantastic sleep!
4. I love you with all my heart, I hate that you live so far away.
5. You have a beautiful soul and an amazing full and warm heart!

FOUR THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW
1. Watching Seinfield.
2. Being peckish, but if I eat now I won’t be able to sleep.
3. Trying not to itch my back.
4. Updating my blog.

THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF
1. Losing my loved ones.
2. Rape.
3. Tsunami’s.

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Travel back to England.
2. Own a kitten.

ONE CONFESSION
– I don’t have anything to confess. I’m an open book.

City Lights

Posted in Uncategorized on April 27, 2010 by Mrsbeard

Proud To Be, God Free

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 27, 2010 by Mrsbeard

Sorry if I offend you, wait nope… Not sorry at all.

It’s All Too Much

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 27, 2010 by Mrsbeard

Yesturday I had 135 views, thank you so much to everyone who helped break my record of 128!
It seriously means so much!

Take A Breathe

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 26, 2010 by Mrsbeard

On Saturday afternoon James and I ventured to Ascot Vale once again to get my back piece finished.

I can tell you, I’m so impressed with the finished product! Mum was so happy with it that she was like ‘David quick, come look!’ She seemed very happy, so did Dad. And everyone else that has seen it. Especially Sophie’s Mum and her Mum’s friends…
She was telling everyone to find me and have a look, it was rather humourous.

My session was really good and quick. It was my best session so far and most certainly the funnest! Yes it was fun!

Heath has a new rotary tattoo machine and it is AMAZING!
I know sh*t all about tattooing and tattoo machines but this is just brilliant. It was so quiet and loverly. It wasn’t painfull at all, it actually felt like a little massage and at some point’s ticklish. I think for alot of first-timer’s it would be a good tattoo machine. It’s not as intimadating as the louder coil machines.

So anyway. After I was finished James got a little rose on his hand for his sister, and it was such a quick session. (We were there for awhile but mostly it wasn’t tattooing, just gass-bagging and what-not.)

It was nice to see James getting tattooed for a change.
We then drove to his Mum’s and we drove around for about and hour because he was trying to avoid going home before his she went out so that she didn’t see his new tattoo. It’s hailarious because he’s almost 26 and he was hiding from his Mum. Oh I laughed so hard all the way home.

We then went to Sophie’s house-warming which was so much fun! It turn’s out her Mum’s best friend is one of my Mum’s friends. Which is pretty funny! I couldn’t beleive it!

Reece was smashed as usual, he was rather fun. And I met Claire’s new boyfriend. Such a great night.

James and I also bought Sophie’s dog, Zara (who is BOOFUL!) ((and a HUGE great dane)) some treats and a toy.

This dog is so amazing, I probably would steal it, I’m not even joking. She came and woke us up in the morning.

Such a good weekend!

Open Eyed Beast Attack

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 23, 2010 by Mrsbeard

Ok so a few day’s ago, some idiot Muslim cleric stated that ‘women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.’

Umm.. What!? So it has nothing to do with the tectonic plates and pressure and moving… No? Oh well, we’ve all been lied to. Life makes sense now!

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said. Click here for the full story.

Sorry if I get a bit freaky every now and then, I have leg tattoos, I like to show them off. I probably caused that recent earthquake in WA not to mention that recent ones in China and Chile!

Anyway, this has outraged ALOT of people. Mostly females… and let’s face it, without us, the world would be crap and you’d have no boobies to play with or babies to go all ‘goo-goo’ over.

Some brilliant woman came up with ‘Bookquake’. Which on April 26th is an event in which all women are invited to bare cleavage (or short shorts if preferred) in protest against this douche. Either that or  to cause an earthquake!
Please join me if your privileged enough to own a pair of puppies, balloons, jugs or knockers!

There is also a Facebook Fan Page and Facebook Event’s page for Boobquake!